Yeah. You know we created this event.

"if it ain't BROke. . ."

We're doing like Pastor Mark says, and buying a [plaid] shirt with buttons.

Join us for a night appreciating our Reformed Christian brothers, or at least the things that make them tick. We're playing poker and [root]beer pong, smoking cigars and pipes, shooting and burning stuff, and probably discussing the five points of Calvinism--to the glory of God and the good of all people!!

Feel free to bring:

- A plaid shirt with buttons

- Your ESV study bible

- Anything by CS Lewis or Grudem

- Tattoos of swords or ancient Hebrew

- Meat

- Mustaches

- Engagement rings. . .

Please don't bring:

- Boys (or men--we know there's a difference). . .this is a girls event. Let's not lose the irony here.